{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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