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Carasobarbus fritschii is a species of ray-finned fish in the family Cyprinidae.\nIt is found only in the upper parts of the rivers of Morocco.\nIts natural habitat is rivers.
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{"fact":"Foods that should not be given to cats include onions, garlic, green tomatoes, raw potatoes, chocolate, grapes, and raisins. Though milk is not toxic, it can cause an upset stomach and gas. Tylenol and aspirin are extremely toxic to cats, as are many common houseplants. Feeding cats dog food or canned tuna that\u2019s for human consumption can cause malnutrition.","length":360}
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