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Daylight saving time in Iran was the practice of setting the clock forward by one hour between the first day of Farvardin in the Iranian calendar and the last day of Shahrivar, which has been observed during years 1978–1980, 1991–2005, and 2008–2023.
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Joseph Meert was an American artist who created three New Deal post office murals.
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