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{"type":"standard","title":"Paul Danan","displaytitle":"Paul Danan","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16203716","titles":{"canonical":"Paul_Danan","normalized":"Paul Danan","display":"Paul Danan"},"pageid":2073394,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Paul_Danan.jpg/330px-Paul_Danan.jpg","width":320,"height":641},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Paul_Danan.jpg","width":372,"height":745},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286005948","tid":"c45e1858-1b3b-11f0-8c86-505cdc48e76d","timestamp":"2025-04-17T03:26:36Z","description":"English actor and television personality (1978–2025)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paul_Danan"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Paul_Danan","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Danan?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Paul_Danan"}},"extract":"Paul Louis Danan was an English actor and television personality, known for portraying the role of Sol Patrick in the Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks, between 1997 and 2001. In 2005, he appeared as a contestant on the first series of ITV's Celebrity Love Island and returned for the second series in 2006. He was also a housemate on the twentieth series of Celebrity Big Brother in 2017.","extract_html":"
Paul Louis Danan was an English actor and television personality, known for portraying the role of Sol Patrick in the Channel 4 soap opera Hollyoaks, between 1997 and 2001. In 2005, he appeared as a contestant on the first series of ITV's Celebrity Love Island and returned for the second series in 2006. He was also a housemate on the twentieth series of Celebrity Big Brother in 2017.
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