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Tomáš Babák is a Czech handball player for Bergischer HC and the Czech national team.
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{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
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The Battle of Latarnia or Weichselsmünde was a surprise attack by Swedish artillery on a Polish fleet stationed outside Danzig at Weichselsmünde in 1628.
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