{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 111, "advice": "You're not as fat as you think you are."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}