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{"type":"general","setup":"I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’","punchline":"I couldn’t turn it down.","id":370}
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{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"You see, mountains aren't just funny.","punchline":"They are hill areas.","id":400}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go to art school?","punchline":"He wanted to learn how to code outside the box.","id":414}
{"type":"general","setup":"How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?","punchline":"Your head hits the ceiling!","id":126}
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{"slip": { "id": 204, "advice": "The best nights out are when people around you are simply having fun."}}
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Tetrahedron Peak is a mountain in British Columbia, Canada. One of the highest peaks on the Sunshine Coast, it rises to an elevation of 1739 metres (5705 ft), with a prominence of 1164 metres (3819 ft). It is located in the Tetrahedron Provincial Park.
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